EST.16·05·26
Drop № 001 · Vol. 1Cockroach Janta Party · Official Merch

They called us
cockroaches.
So we made
merch.

A tee shirt drop for the lazy, the unemployed, the over-qualified-but-still-broke. Wear the joke. Wear the protest. Mostly wear the joke.

Designs09
SizesS — XXL
Material200 GSM Cotton
PrintScreen, Riso-style
PayUPI · Card · Netbank
ShipsAll over India
From₹499
[ The Drop ]

Nine Tees
For The People

09 / 09 IN STOCK
★ CERTIFIED ★ STAMPED ★ PROUD ★
PARASITE
OF·THE·SYSTEM
EST. 16·MAY·2026
01 · The Badge
Parasite of the System
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— THE PARTY LINE —
SECULAR.
SOCIALIST.
DEMOCRATIC.
LAZY.
COCKROACH JANTA PARTY
02 · The Manifesto
Secular. Socialist. Democratic. Lazy.
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★ ELECTION SYMBOL ★
COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY
VOTE · WITH · YOUR · CHEST
03 · The Symbol
CJP Official Logo Tee
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— PROFESSIONAL CARD —
YOUR NAME HERE
Unemployed by Profession
EXP — 0 YRS
CTC — ₹0.00 LPA
STATUS — STILL HERE
CJP·2026
04 · The Card
Unemployed by Profession
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:: EVOLUTIONARY GUARANTEE ::
WILL
SURVIVE
THE APOCALYPSE
──── still ────
WON'T GET
A JOB.
05 · The Thesis
Will Survive the Apocalypse, Still Won't Get a Job
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ROACH
· BEFORE ·
ROZGAR
PRIORITIES · SET
06 · The Hinglish
Roach Before Rozgar
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—— A DECLARATION ——
मैं भी
कॉकरोच
MAIN BHI
COCKROACH.
07 · The Solidarity
Main Bhi Cockroach
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★ OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN ★
VOTE
FOR THE
LAZY
BANKIPUR · BIHAR · 2026
(satire. probably.)
08 · The Campaign
Vote for the Lazy
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GOVERNMENT OF NOWHERE
MINISTRY OF SURVIVING
ANNUAL
REPORT
SURVIVED
F.Y. 2025—26
VOL. 1 · PG. 1
— only kpi: still here —
09 · The Document
Annual Report: Survived
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— Manifesto —
We are secular.
We are socialist.
We are democratic.
And we are lazy.

"There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment…" — they said it on record. We took the word, sewed it onto cotton, and made it ours. This is not a party. It is not a movement. It is a tee shirt. Maybe that is enough.