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Black Protest Tee
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Parasite of the System
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Parasite of the System
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CJP Official Logo Tee
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Will Survive the Apocalypse, Still Won't Get a Job
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Will Survive the Apocalypse, Still Won't Get a Job
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Roach Before Rozgar
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Roach Before Rozgar
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Main Bhi Cockroach
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Main Bhi Cockroach
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Vote for the Lazy
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Vote for the Lazy
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Annual Report: Survived
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Annual Report: Survived
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Address to the Nation
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Address to the Nation
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Cool Under Fire
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Cool Under Fire
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EST.16·05·26
Drop № 001 · Vol. 1Cockroach Janta Party · Official Merch

They called us
cockroaches.
So we made
merch.

A tee shirt drop for the lazy, the unemployed, the over-qualified-but-still-broke. Wear the joke. Wear the protest. Mostly wear the joke.

Designs18 tees · 5 mugs
SizesS — XXL
Material200 GSM Cotton
PrintScreen, Riso-style
PayUPI · Card · Netbank
ShipsAll over India
From₹499
Cockroach Janta Party — official mascot
[ The Movement ]

A movement,
not a meme.

We are secular. We are socialist. We are democratic. We are 18 million strong and counting. The Cockroach Janta Party is not a party — it is a verdict. On the unemployed, the silenced, the survivors. The mascot wears shades because we are not afraid. The merch funds the movement. Wear the verdict.

★ EST. 16·MAY·2026★ SECULAR · SOCIALIST · DEMOCRATIC★ FOR THE UNEMPLOYED · THE SILENCED · THE SURVIVORS
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[ The Drop ]

Tees & Mugs
For The People

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Black Protest Tee
01 · The Essential
Black Protest Tee
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Parasite of the System
02 · The Badge
Parasite of the System
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CJP Official Logo Tee
03 · The Symbol
CJP Official Logo Tee
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Will Survive the Apocalypse, Still Won't Get a Job
04 · The Thesis
Will Survive the Apocalypse, Still Won't Get a Job
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Roach Before Rozgar
05 · The Hinglish
Roach Before Rozgar
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Main Bhi Cockroach
06 · The Solidarity
Main Bhi Cockroach
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Vote for the Lazy
07 · The Campaign
Vote for the Lazy
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Annual Report: Survived
08 · The Document
Annual Report: Survived
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Address to the Nation
09 · The Podium
Address to the Nation
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Cool Under Fire
10 · The Shades
Cool Under Fire
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Cockroach in Chief
11 · The Portrait
Cockroach in Chief
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Inflation Survivor
12 · The Receipt
Inflation Survivor
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WiFi > Wages
13 · The Equation
WiFi > Wages
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Pothole Insurance Co.
14 · The Coverage
Pothole Insurance Co.
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Power Cut Champion
15 · The Trophy
Power Cut Champion
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Cockroach in Chief Mug
16 · The Daily Brew
Cockroach in Chief Mug
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WiFi > Wages Mug
17 · The Equation
WiFi > Wages Mug
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Parasite Mug
18 · The Stamp
Parasite Mug
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Roach Before Rozgar Mug
19 · The Hinglish
Roach Before Rozgar Mug
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— Manifesto —
We are secular.
We are socialist.
We are democratic.
And we are lazy.

"There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment…" — they said it on record. We took the word, sewed it onto cotton, and made it ours. This is not a party. It is not a movement. It is a tee shirt. Maybe that is enough.

— Pssst. —
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designers.
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